Strike Up The Band! All Hail to the Queef! Praise All That is Holy!
Holy Sheet, the only important band from Providence, ever, are planning on driving an automobile or space ship around the United States of America and performing their highly intellectual musical jibber jabber for the masses. The Minutemen once said “The Roar of the Masses Could Be Farts.” That rule applies here.
Not a single person, living or dying or already dead, is ready to wrap their tiny little minds around the filth, fury, rage, and mass disturbia that is about to engulf even the most liberal state in the union, Alabama.
The disaster tour kicks off on March 11 at the new Providence venue Artisan Cafe, and will feature other Providence morons Tinsel Teeth, R&B Motherfuckers, and Human Beast. The freak show continues through the city-states of Chicago, New Orleans, Austin, and ends up in the purgatory that is New York City. Towns will be engulfed and pooped out along the way. Even the pathetic suck-fest South by Southwest will find their butts being plugged by our little rapscallions.
Catch the Holy Sheet band on this upcoming tour, for in the future, according to the mighty Miss Cleo, these guys will headline such festivals as Bonnaroo, Pitchfork, and even that Jimmy Buffett guy’s cruise ship, “Death to Yuppies.”
A once in a life-time journey through heaven and hell, Earth and Mars, and all cracks in between, don’t miss on the Holy Sheet tour: Spring/March 2011.
Don’t forget to pick up the new fucking cassette tape, it rocks, read all about it here.
March 11th Providence R.I @ Artisan Cafe w/ Tinsel Teeth/Human Beast/R.B.M.F.
March 12th Philadelphia, PA @ The Olive Garden w/holydirt/heavymedical/worshiper
March 13th Cleveland, OH @ boo box w/ Mr. California
March 14th Chicago, IL @ Mortville Warehouse space w/ Lechugiallus/Harsh Boys
March 15th Iowa City @ White Lightning Warehouse space w/Harsh Boys
March 16th St. Louis Missouri @ Camp Concentration w/ spelling bee/Harsh Boys
March 17th Nashville, TN @ Green Womb W/ Private Estate/Harsh Boys
March 18th Little Rock Arkansas @ Happy Fuckers Unite! w/Harsh Boys
March 19h SXSW @ Student co-op/party loft/hounds of love w/Harsh Boys
March 20th Houston, TX @ Super Happy Fun Land w/Harsh Boys
March 21st Lafayette, Louisiana @ House show w/ God Of All Texas w/Harsh Boys
March 22nd New Orleans tba help w/Harsh Boys
March 23rd Jacksonville, FL house show w/ National Diary
March 24th Macon, Georgia @ Golden Bough Bookstore
March 25thGreensboro, NC @ 412 N Ceader
March 26th Richmond Virginia Help tba
March 27th Baltimore, MD help tba
March 28th Brooklyn, NY @ Silent Barn w/ human beast/bees/Harsh Boys